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[outrageon]

isnt hell supposed to be hot or something youd think theres room for a spa

whatever it would probably be tacky anyway

come hang out with ussssssssss we can crit the staff on their uniforms

[addickted]

that is
literally
LITERALLY WHAT the FUCK i've been SAYIN
goddamn

yeah but at least i could get my sauna on
without rubbin elbows with cherubs

omg do they have those dumb little scrub things
like they're serious professionals
lmao

[outrageon]

u will not BELIEVE they have the scrubs AND these dinky little boat hats its hysterical

what are the gloves even for what are you gonna do get heaven diseases???

its so lame

[addickted]

omg
lame
laaaaaame
u ain't a real doctor, dumbasses

yeah ain't heaven supposed to be perfect
or wtfever
who's getting SICK up there
hell's got all the weird diseases

like double herpes
watch out for double herpes

[outrageon]

ok this is exactly why i'm not touching anything ew

[she has no idea what herpes is but it sounds bad ok]

anyway those things are SO judgy

part of relaxing is getting to order them around u've got to try it they'll just do whatever you want

[addickted]

nooo that's the bitchass way out
u gotta build up your immune system
lick EVERYTHING

and for why???
they ain't better than us
just tackier

damnnnn even while judgin??
have you ever made one crack and lose their shit?

[outrageon]

first of all ew

but ugh no ven gets whiny if i'm "too mean" to them

and also im not sure im ever talkign to the same one they all look like each other

[addickted]

don't come cryin to me when u get every hellplague that sweeps across the city
i'll be livin my life while you're all snotty
and gross

awwwwwwwwwww that's cute
dumb, but cute
is it weird if i think ur bro's cute

is that cherubist??
but also it's their fault for all being lambs or bunnies or wtfever
like where's the VARIETY???

[outrageon]

no you should think my bro's cute bc it's true
would kind of say something about me if my identical twin wasn't cute???

seriously theyre like cute the first time you see them but then it's just like woooooow another pink sheep creative

[addickted]

yeah but c'mon
there's always a cuter twin
like me, i was the cute one
prolly still am

yeah and they're always fuckin HUMMIN
or whistling
little assholes

[outrageon]

im going to pretend you acknowledged im the cuter one

oh my goooddddd tho they sing the same songs all the time

heaven radio probably sucks